Marine life

Marine Life Jokes

Ocean

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

Dolphin

Why are dolphins so smart?

Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

Picture

I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."

Job loss

A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...

Plastic

What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?

They both choke on plastic.

Shark

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze.

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  • Octopus

    Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.

    Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?

    Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.

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  • Fish

    Things we all do:

    Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish," and the Clownfish "Nemo fish"! 🀣

    I do this too often!