what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
what does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common(the both choke on plastic)
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish", and the Clownfish "Nemo fish" 🤣
I do this too often!!
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
where do mermaids get a job?
at the kelp wanted station
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their Blubber
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't Sea!
So There was a male whale and a female whale swimming threw the ocean .One day the male whale sees a ship and says "that's the ship that killed my parents" . So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea. The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive so he opened his mouth and went for the man but out nowhere the female whale yells. " HEY!!, I was in it for the blowjob but I'm not gonna eat sea men"
What is a gathering of octopus called?
Octoposse.
