what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
what does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common(the both choke on plastic)
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish", and the Clownfish "Nemo fish" 🤣
I do this too often!!
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
where do mermaids get a job?
at the kelp wanted station
What do whales use to rub out a mistake in their homework? Their Blubber
There was an oil spill in the ocean. Now the ocean can't Sea!
What is a gathering of octopus called?
Octoposse.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day? They shellabrated their mommy.
