what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
why are dolphins so smart? Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked what you drawing? I saod you taking a shower.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
How do fish get to school?
By the octobus.
What are fish not allowed to have?seaweed
what does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common(the both choke on plastic)
Why do sharks swim in salt water?
Because pepper water makes them sneeze.
Most people think an octopus has 8 legs.
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?
Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
What sea creature can add up? A octoplus
Things we all do:
Call the Royal blue tang fish the "Dory fish", and the Clownfish "Nemo fish" 🤣
I do this too often!!
Why did the octopus blush?
He saw the bottom of the ocean.
If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez
What do you call a dolphin in the woods? Dead.
What is the strongest creature in the sea?
A mussel!
What kind of hair do oceons have:Wavy
where do mermaids get a job?
at the kelp wanted station
