Time

ME IS GOD HMMM

What do you call a hourglass with no sand in it…

a waist of time

Name

GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)

What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama so fat she got more rolls than the sand dunes

Toilet

Anonymous

why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!

Desert

Anonymous

Why will we never get hungry in the desert

We have lots of sand which’s

Puns

MarathonPunner

What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?

“oh my God, you’re such a beach”

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between sand and food??? Africans have plenty of sand.

Pig

Anonymous

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich

Puns

Drew

Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.

Desert

Anonymous

Why can’t you starve in the desert? – Because of all the sand which is there.

Puns

Anonymous

I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch!!!”

Hearing

Bobbbbb

Did you hear that story “three lines In the sand?” By dickadraggin

Make

None of your buissnes

I wanted to have sex but i share a room with my brother so we made code tomato for faster and cheese dor more and i shouted tomato tomato cheese cheese. My beother said stop making sand witches your getting mayo on my bed!

Trump

Anonymous

Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.

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