Sand jokes
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
cock, cock, and cum
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.