What do you call a hourglass with no sand in it...
a waist of time
What do you call 4 mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"oh my God, you're such a beach"
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
why was the sand wet? because the sea weed!
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why was the kinetic sand always happy?
because it was kinetic with its friends!
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I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so i cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand im glad to help
Why will we never get hungry in the desert
We have lots of sand which’s
what did the other wave say to the other wave "nothing they just waved"
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
What's the difference between sand and food??? Africans have plenty of sand.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore, she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
