What do you call a hourglass with no sand in it…

a waist of time

What’s the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass

What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

Why will we never get hungry in the desert

We have lots of sand which’s

What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?

“oh my God, you’re such a beach”

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich

Yo mama so fat she got more rolls than the sand dunes

Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.

What’s the difference between sand and food??? Africans have plenty of sand.

Why can’t you starve in the desert? – Because of all the sand which is there.

Did you hear that story “three lines In the sand?” By dickadraggin

I wanted to have sex but i share a room with my brother so we made code tomato for faster and cheese dor more and i shouted tomato tomato cheese cheese. My beother said stop making sand witches your getting mayo on my bed!

Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.