Sand jokes
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
cock, cock, and cum
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
Sand under docks is very resilient. It doesn’t give in to pier pressure.
Trump and Anakin Skywalker have something in common: they’ve both killed a lot of sand people.
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.