Sand jokes
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"Oh my God, you're such a beach!"
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
cock, cock, and cum
Why was the kinetic sand always happy?
Because it was kinetic with its friends!
What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? Hey, get out of my sun!
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.
There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island, and the nearest shore was 50 miles away.
The redhead swam, trying to make it to the other shore. She swam 15 miles, drowned, and died.
The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died.
The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.