Screen Door jokes

What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?

He strained himself.

Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

What do screen doors and blondes have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

What do you call a cute door?

Adoorable.

So I didn't want my mom going through my laptop, so I put a touch screen on it where you just have to tap the screen to unlock it. Jokes on her, she doesn't have any fingers.

A: Why are you so sad?

B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!