Screen Door jokes

What do screen doors and blondes have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.

-->[] go through the door if you can.

----> [] get in the door.

What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?

He strained himself.

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What door is the first door that opens for you?

The elevator to go to the game.