Screen Door jokes

What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.

What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?

He strained himself.

What do screen doors and blondes have in common?

The more you bang them, the looser they get.

-->[] go through the door if you can.

----> [] get in the door.

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What door is the first door that opens for you?

The elevator to go to the game.

What did the window say to the door?

"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"

Get it?

Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.