Screen Door jokes
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
What happened to the leper when he accidentally walked into the screen door?
He strained himself.
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
What do you call a cute door?
Adoorable.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.