The ocean will kill you to death expensively if your on titanic buying the tickets was a wast of money- Ice burg
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Yo mama so fat she has to bathe in the Pacific ocean.
Do u play seaifthiefs, seeifthiesballsfit in ur mouth gotttttteeeeeem
Have you ever been to the ocean? Well, the smokers out there probably only seaweed!
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
A dolphin swims into a bar, and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
Why is the ocean blue?
A: because the fish go blu-blu
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Leo is as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean we haven't even explored 5% of her yet
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
What happened to watersharky?
