Ocean jokes
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.
Article 4: the Titanic sank.
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What do you get when you goblin with a shark?
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
(everyone on Titanic) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, the ship will sink!!!!
(person washing hands) I'm using the sink, wait your turn!!!!!
(all crew members laugh) Hahahhahahahahah.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
If Shaq had a boat, he would name it "Freethrow," because he would never sink it.
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What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.