Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
Ocean Jokes
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told, so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
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Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
How does the sea say hello?
It WAVES you.
SEA what I did there?
I'm SHORE you saw it.
Don't be SALTY!
A pirate walked into a pub with a ship wheel attached to his balls. The bartender says, "What the hell is that?"
The pirate said, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
What kind of star will come out in the daytime?
A starfish! 🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂
What do you call James, James?
You know how many people said, "This ship will never sink?"
They jinxed it by saying "never sink."
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Yo mama so fat, she has to bathe in the Pacific Ocean.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
