What did Columbus use to cross the ocean? He used a bus
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean the called the land a beach.
what do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
WHEN I WAS ON THE TITANIC I GOT BROKEN
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic? A: I'd hit that.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there is'nt 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(.
what do Nemo and my dad have in common?
they both can't be found
the titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg
What is big and stupid
The Titanic
Shipmate: captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now! Captain:my momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
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My wife said why oh why have you ordered carpet, our house is lovely
Thank fully the carpet was put to good use in the end, no more stupid comments coming from a rolled up emily in the bottom of the ocean
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday
A Cake By The Ocean
Hi um okay...Knock! Knock! whoes there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key! Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: Beutiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!
Nobody :
Titanic : sYnCccCc
Iceberg : yAaaYeEee
People : yAaanOooO
Ocean : fUuudD
The ocean didn't start smelling like fish until women started swimming in it.
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Me: Hey do you live in the ocean? random guy: Why? Me: Because you look like a whale.
So when Kim kardasion went into the ocean the lifeguard said no plastic littering
Why did the whale cross the ocean?To get to the other tide!!!😂
