You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
So Fat Greenpeace
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Explain Bear
Listen up, butterball. This joke is saying you're so obese that Greenpeace mistook you for a whale and tried to save you by pushing your massive body back into the ocean. Greenpeace is an environmental organization. You wouldn't know anything about that because you are inside eating all the time. Stay safe, fatty!
Pissed-in cereal
Damn bro, I'm on the ground laughing