Ocean jokes
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
What's the difference between Mars and Africa? Mars has water.
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Now, THAT'S Gotta Hurt...
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Why is the ocean so salty?
Because the land doesn't wave back! 🤣
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What’s the name of OceanGate’s next submarine?
Judging by the breathing conditions on their subs, I bet they’ll call it the "George Floyd."
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
I identify as the Titanic, because I'm a wreck.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
You thought his puns were bad, wait till you sea mine!
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"