Ocean jokes
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.
Orcas do it best
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!
What did the shell say to the shell?
"Shell you later."
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?
"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."
Your mama is so fat, she sunk Atlantis even though it's in the ocean!
What did the fish say to the beach?
"Long tide, no see!"
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
WAAAAAAAAAATERSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKY!
What happened to watersharky?
What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What do mermaids use to write with?
Sea pens.
What’s long and hard and full of semen?
A submarine.