Ocean Jokes

What does the ocean do to its friends? It waves. (*Sorry, I wasn’t making any jokes for a while. I was getting sick of this thing.*)

How do rappers communicate underwater?

They drop some sick flow-tation.

Why did the rapper go to the beach?

To catch some sick WAVES of applause!

What do you call crabs that do not share their food?

They are shellfish! (ノ≧∀≦)ノ

I bet when you take a bath, they give you the whole pool. No, better yet, the ocean!

What did the shell say to the shell?

"Shell you later."

Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!

People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...

Why do high tides come up so high?

Because they come up to say hi.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

What did the fish say to the other fish when it got hooked?

"That's what you get for not keeping your mouth shut."

Why did the rapper go to the beach?

To drop some QUICKSAND BARS.

The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.

Hi there! My name is Michael Grover, and I am an explorer. Ever since I’ve been little, I’ve loved searching for new things. As a baby, my parents kept finding me in nooks and crannies around the house. “On the search,” as they would say.

By the age of 5, I had been to every continent on the planet, barring Antarctica. For my 12th birthday, my parents got me diving lessons, and by the time I was 13, I could scuba dive to a depth of 40 meters, as well as go cave diving.

I got a pilot’s license by the age of 17, and I learned to sail just before my 18th birthday. Instead of going to university, I decided to travel around South America, exploring its rich jungles and beautiful landscapes.

During my trip, I met my now wife who was also an explorer. For our honeymoon, we sailed around the Caribbean, and we discovered 3 new islands which we named after the cats that I had growing up.

Over the course of my life, I have come across great treasures and wondrous experiences. But in all my life, and in all my travels, I’m afraid I have never come across a single person who cared about what you just said.