What does a shark smoke? Sea-weed.
How do whales breathe underwater? They take a deep meth.
Why can jesus walk on water Because rubbish floats
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
What does the ocean do to its friends?
It waves.
(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)
What did Columbus use to cross the ocean?
He used a bus.
Beach whales.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
I was at the beach today, and there was a big wave.
Somebody went, "Damn, that crashed harder than the Twin Towers." Jack may have survived the towers, but not the crash.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
What do you get when you throw a pebble in the ocean?
A wet pebble.
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
When I was on the Titanic, I got broken.
What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
(Titanic ll) yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :) (iceberg) ok at least there isn't 99 more titanics (99 more titanics pop up) yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh boy:) (iceberg) :(
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
what do Nemo and my dad have in common?
they both can't be found
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
