what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?
Wave.
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
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The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
Why did the Ocean Wave? It wanted to say Hi Tide
My mind was blown when I saw all the people waving at me.
-JFK
What did the sand say when it got into a fight with the ocean?
"oh my God, you're such a beach"
My girlfriend went to Tokyo and she died in the tsunami. Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean".
What happened when the depressed person waved at a tree?
It left him hanging..
what do emos and guys with a durag have in common? they both have waves, just one is on their arm
The police told everyone to put there hands up and the police were having fun waving there hands around.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10? Because he forgot his feats
what did the ocean say to the other ocean. nothing he just WAVED. did you SEA what I did there. GUY: yes are you SHORE
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