When you say "i love you" and she says "ily"
Iambob
@iambob
I’m going to touch you
Hey girl do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?
They just wash up on shore.