What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in
BOOTY$MACKA
Smacking BOOTY is my passion
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDOPHILE?
Fitting in
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and CHEEK
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A BOOTY CALL
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A PESSIMIST-CHEEK
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
BUNS
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You COMPLETE me”
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
I've got your BACKSIDE covered
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its GLUTES off
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on CRACK
What do you call a smart booty?
A WISE-CRACK
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a BASH
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A CRACK-UP
How do butts start a conversation?
"Let's cut to the CHASE"