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BOOTY$MACKA
Smacking booty is my passion
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDOPHILE?
Fitting in
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
What did the booty say to the chair?
"You complete me!"
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How do butts communicate?
By using CRACK-BERRIES!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!