Beach Jokes

Anonymous
in Puns

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

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amypetnamedsteve
in Puns

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

Anonymous

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn’t hard

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Baba Lamb
in Sheep

What do sheep wear to the beach? A baa-kini

GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)
in Sea

What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

Anonymous
in Puns

What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Anonymous
in Sally

Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?

She washed up on the beach.

Anonymous
in Puns

i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

Addison Banks age (8). "Gina Claw Scare"
in Funny

Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don’t you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? “No, there are no gost or evil creatures.” You can say that, but don’t be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that’s not real. WRONG. Gina’s real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that’s why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site.

Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. “HARSH MAN!” I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone’s screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER

Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

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Really Good Joke Person
in Squirrel

One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I’m going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I’m taking them to the beach."

nobady
in Cinderella

what did cinderella where to the beach

glass flipers

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!

James

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side LOL

Sub2SSundee

“Hey, hey Spongebob! Water you doing?” [laughs]

“Just looking all my coins with my metal detector because beach better have my money!” [laughs]

“How much have you found so far?”

“Y’know what, I’m not really shore!” [laughs]

Marijuanamike69

Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day and Eve says to Adam let’s go for a swim. Adam replies I’m not in the mood. She says ok I will go by myself. She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says the water is beautiful come in and Adam replies na still not in the mood. Eve wade’s into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says Oh No now all the fish are gonna smell like that.

Callmedaddy

Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you fuck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR FUCKED NOW

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson Could you move your in my son

Anonymous

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

Because she can’t hear the sea.

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

What did the woman say too Micheal Jackson at the beach? Excuse me sir, you’re in my son