Puns

Anonymous

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

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Puns

amypetnamedsteve

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.

Sheep

Baba Lamb

What do sheep wear to the beach? A baa-kini

Man

Anonymous

How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?

It isn’t hard

Name

GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)

What Would you find on a haunted beach?

A Sand-witch!

“Hey guys I’m a new Jokester, remeber my name as I’ll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!”

Puns

Anonymous

i tried a pun about water but people “sea” right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach

Cross

James

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side LOL

Sally

Anonymous

Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?

She washed up on the beach.

Puns

Anonymous

What did the ocean say when it saw the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Fat

Anonymous

Yo mama is so fat, she goes to the beach to sell shade.

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Michael Jackson

Anonymous

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson Could you move your in my son

Squirrel

Really Good Joke Person

One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I’m going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I’m taking them to the beach."

Blue

Addison Banks age (8). "Gina Claw Scare"

Myrtle Beach has a clear blue sky and sunny, a pleasant air to visit as a family. Don’t you think they are not evil creatures and do you think they have them? “No, there are no gost or evil creatures.” You can say that, but don’t be surprised when Gina Claw Scare comes for you, aka GCS for short. Gina Claw Scare was born in North Carolina in August 1991. She died in 2000. No, that’s not real. WRONG. Gina’s real name was Gina Clawien Scaren. Yes, that’s why her name is Gina Claw Scare. Why did she die? I know right? She died from a curse from her bad companions. We never knew their names. The curse sent her down a dark path, demons and hate comments from people on istagram, facebook and the worst jokes on the site.

Gina Claw Scare loved fire. Which means she was a pyromaniac. She would rise from the grave in which she was buried. Did what? Stop, for real this time! They buried her on a loan in the forest. That caught fire. “HARSH MAN!” I know right? She rises from that grave, she comes for the people who call her by name four times. Then she beat the drums and set your house on fire! A fire so harmful that you can feel hurt, friends. You can hear everyone’s screaming. And then become like her. Never say her name. NEVER

Toe

Marijuanamike69

Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day and Eve says to Adam let’s go for a swim. Adam replies I’m not in the mood. She says ok I will go by myself. She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says the water is beautiful come in and Adam replies na still not in the mood. Eve wade’s into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says Oh No now all the fish are gonna smell like that.

Bartender

few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It’s always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve your type here.” 7 What’s the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights

Girl

Alana B

What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach
SANDY CHEEKS

Wave

Anonymous

what did the the sea do when it seen the beach

it waved

Sea

J0K35

What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?

A sea minor.

Puns

Gwen

What did the beach say when the tide came in?

Long though sea.

Michael Jackson

IDK

What did the lady say to michael jackson at the beach? Excuse me, your in my sun(son)