What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
What do sheep wear to the beach? A baa-kini
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard
what did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just WAVED. can you SEA what i did there? im SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? dont be a BEACH.
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
If you watch jaws backwards it's a heartworming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people
i tried a pun about water but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain they are usually just being a beach
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
What is a dry swimmer🏊♂️?
Not in the water🌊...
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What to you call a kid with Down syndrome on the beach?
A baked potato
why is the sea salty? because the land never waves back
I was making sandcastles with my Nan then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
a favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
Why did the sea cry ? Because it felt salty and blue
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why do mermaids wear seashells? They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
