Wreck Jokes

30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way the first lady she was obsessed with her looks so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish the next person didn't know what to wish for so they wish for the same thing the guy in the very back was laughing having a grand old time then god got to the person before the last he aaid the same he wished to be beautiful when God got to the last person he said I want them all to be ugly again.

I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born

A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.

“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”

The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge”.

The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt

“It’s really not your day, is it?”

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retain some value after getting wrecked

What's black, white, and red all over? BI-RACIAL CAR WRECK.

What’s the difference between women and cars? At least cars retained some their values after getting wrecked

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? -- A nervous wreck.

What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.

I identify as the Titanic, because im a wreck

what do a black and a tornado have in common they both wreck neighbor hoods

When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreck havoc on preschool

What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.

That Driving backwards, It creeping me out, your gonna wreck or somthing. -Lightning Mcqueen. Because that is what could have saved Titanic. and it wrecked.

Guys say “A wrecked isle dysfunction” really loud and you will get good luck for 10 yesrs