If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Quite Kid: *reaches into bag* Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN
My friend: you ever feel like life is pointless *drives faster* Me: yea- My friend: if you could die with one person who would it be? *speeds up more* Me: H-hey you should slow down! slow down slow down! were about to-
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when i was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled, Thats a THRILLER.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why did the Mexican man push her wife off a cliff?
Tequila
how did the gay girl die? homocide
Why did the orphan kill someone ? Because it would make him wanted
A teenager went into a creepy house with his 3 friends on 2 came out where are the others?
(getting brutaly murdered)
I like my humans like I like my chicken................Fully cooked
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 37 children and 41 adults during the ages of 31-35 years old. She was then sentenced to a 35 year sentence( Colombian stuff) and came out 70 years old. She then continued to go on a spree and murder 41 more people, in 2 months. 3 years later, 6 stabbed 7 as they were friends. 6 was not sentenced, but deemed a hero. He never forgets that moment. Her soul not floating above, but screaming from the torture it's receiving.
The Police officer in London , Who used fake Covid rules to arrest a young woman , drive her more than 50 miles out of London in a hire car , murder her and do whatever to her , has appealed against his Whole Life tarriff.
He should be relieved it was only that ! , could of been worse ... could of married her !
how did the lesbian die? homocide
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
if a person kills their counselor does that mean that they don't need therapy no more
dudeeeeeeeeeee if u stabe a cereal box will that make u a cereal killer?
If a homeschooled kid kills his parents, is it considered a school shooting?
I killed a Homeless dude now he's at funeral HOME 😭💔
