Wayne Couzens, the police officer who killed Sarah Everard, has been complaining about receiving a whole life tariff for her murder...
I think he should count his blessings. He could have had it worse...
He could have married her!
Wayne Couzens' Complaint
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. Wayne Couzens is a nasty dude who did a terrible thing. The joke here suggests that instead of just ending up in jail for life, things could have been even worse for him if he'd married his victim. It's dark humor, see? I bet you are scared of the dark and your mommy still tucks you in!