Thriller jokes

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.

It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."

What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!

Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...

Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...

Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.

Not coming soon!

"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."

Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!