Thriller jokes
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?
Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.
How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gonna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘re re‘ and you're like ‘re re’ yourself, motherfucker, and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SURPRISE, the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!