Thriller

Thriller jokes

Loneliness

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

Memes

Covid19

Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...

Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...

Brother

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

Grave

Michael Jackson

How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.

Florida

"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."

Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!