Thriller jokes

What's the best thing you can do if you're feeling lonely?

Watch a scary movie. You won't feel lonely anymore.

They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.

It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."

What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!

Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...

Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...

Why did Michael Jackson go to the movies? He saw there was minor nudity.

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.

Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.

Not coming soon!

"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."

Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!

Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.

I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.

Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.

Poor bastard.