Adopting a kid is like having a yard sale! I mean, if the owners don't want it anymore, what makes you think I want it?
JustBeingADick
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"