What do you call a murderer with two butts? An assassin.
Two-Butt Murderer Called an Assassin
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you knucklehead. You see, the joke is playin' on words. A "murderer with two butts" sounds like "assassin," get it? "Ass" is slang for butt. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and kinda stupid. Now go read a book, ya goof.