Genocide jokes
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...
Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
Hitler isn’t really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
What’s the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you don’t die when you shower.