If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
Hitler isnβt really a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler himself.
What's the difference between genocide and mass murder?
Genocide is racist.
Whatβs the difference between prison and concentration camps?
At least you donβt die when you shower.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
