Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)
Whats a knifes favorite person?
The victim.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty three times.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
"And then I said KNIFE to meet you."
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in STABle condition!"
whats the difference between a baby and an onion? i cry when i chop up an onion
i just found out my ex got stabbed today....lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing? A: A knife has a point
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
“what’s that on your wrist?” “im a cutting board. duh”
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils : A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT
whats the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isnt sharp
Why did the polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife? To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful
Roses are red violets are blue I have no balls neither will you 🔪🔪
The closest thing in a depression person's life is a knife and his/her throat
I'll always remember my grandpa's last words
Are you getting the knife
i only cut to find out if im real or cake
