What is the difference between me and a knife?

The knife has a point.

“And then I said KNIFE to meet you.”

“You stabbed my brother!”

“It’s okay, I’m in STABle condition!”

A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, “You first”

What is the difference between me and a knife?

The knife has a point.

What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.

Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)

Whats a knifes favorite person?

The victim.

Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gunna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘ re re‘ and your like ‘ re re ‘ yourself motherf*ucker and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SUPRIZE the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!

The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, “Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce.”

I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster

I will never forget my grandfathers last words. “The fuck you doing whit that knife

Knife to meet u all!

Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.

Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils : A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT

What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point

What did the knife say to the other knife? Knife to meet you

So my ex invited me to dinner with her new boyfriend. Her boyfriend said “hi.” I said, " knife to meet you."

Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.

I made sure it didn’t outsmart me.

Whats a crazy mans favorite phrase when he has a knife?

Freak out!