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Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils : A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT
Bring a knife into the shower. NEVER gunna see that coming! He pulls the curtain like ‘ re re‘ and your like ‘ re re ‘ yourself motherf*ucker and stab him right in the eye! You thought the psycho was out there? SUPRIZE the psycho’s IN HERE with the Irish Spring on them!
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
"And then I said KNIFE to meet you."
"You stabbed my brother!"
"It's okay, I'm in STABle condition!"
Whats a knifes favorite person?
The victim.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
When I see lover's names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
A Christian Missionary walks up to some people and says " Come! Meet Jesus!" One of the guys takes out a knife and says, "You first"
i watch my parents sleep with a knife in my hands. only got caught once.
The last words my Dad spoke before he passed was, "Honey put down the knife we were only talking about getting a divorce."
if the noose breaks, stab yourself! If the knife is dull, shoot yourself! if the gun's out of ammo, *YOU'RE HERE TO SUFFER ETERNALLY.*
What do you call a skeleton with a mask and a knife? A heartless killer.
Knife to meet u all!
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty three times.
whats the difference between a baby and an onion? i cry when i chop up an onion
i just found out my ex got stabbed today....lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing? A: A knife has a point
I downloaded fruit ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself
