I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he get a hole in one.
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp