I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn’t see that one coming, don’t feel bad, they didn’t either
If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
I lost my job making storage units for the police after a week, guess you could say it was a brief case
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he get a hole in one.
Three women- a blonde, a brunette and a redhead- are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two two hours later their vehicle dies with no gas and they’re forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them. The brunette brings canteens of water. The redhead takes a large beach umbrella. The Blonde somehow rips off the car door. The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?" To which the blonde replied, “So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot.”