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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn’t see that one coming, don’t feel bad, they didn’t either

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.

Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.

If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

Why does the nurse need a red pen?

In case she has to draw blood

Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They’ve been making headlines.

Why was the stair case so sad? Because every one walks on them.

What’s black and sits at the top of a stair case Steven hawking after a house fire

Why do I carry pepper spray? JUST IN CASE OF AS-SAULT.

Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?

In case he get a hole in one.

Why didn’t Sthephen Hawking go to heaven? Because its a stair case not a ramp

Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp

steven hawkings death you should of gotten a case