My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
TheTreeFrog124
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?