My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realises I've replaced the bed with a trampoline !
TheTreeFrog124
Remember, if you are suffering from paranoia...
You are not alone.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Teach a scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys !
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper...
"Woman beats off Rapist in carpark!"
I suppose that was a fair compromise!
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?