My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realises I've replaced the bed with a trampoline !
TheTreeFrog124
Remember if you are suffering from paronia ...
You are not alone
What have the films the 6th sense and Titanic got in common?
Icy Dead people
Teach a scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys !
Came across the headline this morning whilst reading the paper ...
''Woman beats off Rapist in carpark'' ,
I suppose that was a fair compromise !
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell . Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment ?