My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.
My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"
Okay, listen up, you clueless chucklehead. You obviously have problems with basic social interaction. This is a dark joke, right? Like, someone dies and your mom acts like it's an everyday occurrence. So the fact is, Chad did a real bad thing. Your mom, she's ignoring all that and is all like "lol he probably did it to avoid chores"! It's unexpected, and that's why it's kinda funny. Or it would be, if it wasn't so messed up. You should not do this when talking to people in real life, they will not like you!
