Scammer Call Gone Wrong

The humor comes from a dark twist. The person on the phone is threatened, but then reveals that he has already killed his family, which is both unexpected and horrific.

• Phone
• Children
• Dark Humor
• Wife
• Murder
• Family

• I got a phone call from a guy labeled "assassin" saying my life will end soon. I seriously doubt that he w- *gunshot*
• I never knew what my dad's job was. One day, at school, I got a scam phone call, later, I got another, and another. I finally had enough and answered the phone, but to make an impact I said "Hello?" My dad answered...
• Hey, wake up. I just murdered your family, but I live alone. Then who are these people in your house? They are people in my house? Well, not anymore, dumb bitch. You're welcome, you could have died.
• Me: 911, I just killed someone. Cops: Cool, we will not come. Me: Why? Cops: Don't admit a crime. Phones: *Bang Bang* Me: Well, that was 2 crimes done.