Murder jokes
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
What did the guy tired of hearing people joke about rape do?
He killed everyone on this f#cking website.
I bought a silencer for my gun, but I don't think it works.
My victims still scream.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Me walking away after committing murder in a school with my trusty “friend”.
"Ahoy, Spongebob! I just committed homicide in Syria, and the one-party state is after my fucking ass! Argagagagagaga!"
How do rapists justify murdering a young innocent human being?
Same way as pro-aborts, by saying "My body, my choice!"
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
The real dead hooker joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC. You know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker pork. Considering it stretching from the 80's-2000's, pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton pork.
"I’m on a hunt for my wife’s murderer, have been for years."
"Oh my God! Your wife’s been murdered?!"
"No no, you misunderstand. I’m still looking for him."
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.