DISCLAIMER! MY COUSIN TOLD ME THIS:
"I for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. Its been awhile since we had a presidential assassination."
King
Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"
Why was 6 scared of seven? because seven was a unregistered six offender
Why was 6 scared of seven? because seven was a unregistered six offender
Why was 6 scared of seven? because seven was a unregistered six offender
Why can’t orphans fly’ Because they’re still flying
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high grabbed Jill's thigh and said I know you wanna, Jill said yes lifted up her dress and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.