Man: Cow milk is drinkable Other man: How do you know that? Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth* Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
(not original, but I forgot the source)
What does a arubix cube and a man penis have in common? The More u play With it The Harder it Gets
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9?
a JUMBO shrimp.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
I know the voices in my head aren't real but man so they have some good ideas
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in, and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said,"Drama queen!"
What’s an orphans favourite marvel film?
Spider man Far from home
Why did the suicidal man walk in front of the car? to get to the other side
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Wo-man!'
My dad made up that joke. #Dad jokes
A man walks into the taxidermist with two monkeys. The taxidermist asked if he wanted them mounted. The man said, "No. Shaking hands will be fine."
A man walked into a bar....He got seven stitches.
A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says "that is mother teresa's clock it has never moved because she has never lied". "There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" Ask's the man. Jesus answers "it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job
A man wakes up in the hospital and says, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" "of course," the doctor says. "I amputated your arms"
How do you find a blind man at a nude beach?
It isn't hard
Confucius says, man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
I hate when my class want to play hangman. Not because they hang a man, but because I get jealous
