Male jokes
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
Why is it that a physically disabled gay white male will refuse to ask his boss that is an abled bodied gay white male for an increase in his paycheck?
Since he has a very big white dick in his mouth, that could be the reason why.
Hey do you know saga?
Saga these ball sacks!
๐ช ๐ช ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Bros over hos.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. ๐๐๐
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
I like it when your mom keeps on top of things.
(Male fantasy)
Yeah, on top of me on the living room carpet, snogging my face off.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
William
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.