The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes
Every male is expected to pass their drivers test, Paul Walker clearly failed his
Teacher: this assignment is big. Student(male): I have something that’s big. Teacher: yeah your forehead
Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells?" Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent
What do call a male prostitute in a bar... Handy Andy
What does a Male Asian P*rnstar like to say? "I love eating cat"
What do you call male mermaids? Mer-butlers!
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
One did one male whale say to the other male whale? She's gonna blow!
best friend *hold a sign up that says "what gender are you"* Me:uh male?.. best frend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"* Me: you silly goose *silence for like three sec* Me:still male though-
2 gays are getting ready for Christmas...they are expecting a big package in the Male!
sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy
Jacob has a small penis
What do you Call AG? A beta male
why can't male orphans be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call daddy
adam and eve had 3 male children, the only children on earth, how did they reproduce?
if the average male walks 1.7 miles a day then why did my dad take 13 years to get the milk
