The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay
Because he wanted someone to call daddy
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathise with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
So there's this uncle of female and male twins, and his sister, the mother of the twins, is stuck trying to think of a name for the children. The uncle says "I've got an idea!", and the mother gets excited, thinking this could be it. She says "What should their names be?" The uncle replies "Well for your daughter, Denise" "That's a nice name" comments the mother, "but what about my son?" The uncle simply replies "Denephew".
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Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist Because it doesn't cycle 🚲
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Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam
Doctor: Yup
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor
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So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
..their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
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Every male is expected to pass their drivers test, Paul Walker clearly failed his
Why do some men call their testicles "bells?" Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
Teacher: this assignment is big. Student(male): I have something that’s big. Teacher: yeah your forehead
Actually, Iron Man is Fe Male.
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Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
