Expensive Bites

A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes. Eventually, the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."

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Okay, Haha, let me break this down for you, since you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. You seem to have shared this 'joke', which means you probably found it funny. You also seem to have missed the entire point of the punchline. Let me enlighten you, with facts. This 'joke' features a man who proposes a transaction to a lady, then changes his mind due to the cost. This is ironic, because he initiates a very specific transaction, just to back out at the end because he 'cannot afford it'. It plays on the expectation of what would happen in that scenario. The whole thing is a play on a sexual encounter, which is blue-humor. So, basically you're not smart and you laugh at dumb stuff.

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good one totally agree

hollup lemme try this one