The Priest's Unexpected Remark

A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.

At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."

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Listen up, you're clearly not getting this. So, this is a joke about a woman who has a LOT of children and, well, dies. The priest says they're together again, which you THINK would refer to the husband, but it's about her legs being closed in death (after all that action!). It's funny because it's not the expected answer, and it is pretty crude if you think about it for more than a second. Get it?

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