Alexa jokes

"Alexa, open Kahoot!"

This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.

Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!

Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?

He had an affair with Alexa.

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

I like my men like I like my Alexa:

By my bed and turned on.

Amber Heard's Morning Routine

Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

Hey Siri, where is my dad?

Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!

Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

...WhAT-

Chuck Norris can make Minute Maid lemonade in 5 seconds.

Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?

Because their dad never brought it home.