Alexa jokes

"Alexa, open Kahoot!"

I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?

He had an affair with Alexa.

Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?

Because their dad never brought it home.

I like my men like I like my Alexa:

By my bed and turned on.

Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?

Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

CEO Intrepid entrepreneur born in 1964, Jeffrey, Jeffrey Bezos.

Repeat, come on Jeffrey, you can do it, pave the way, put your back into it, tell us why, show us how, look at where you came from, look at you now.

Zuckerberg and Gates and Musk, they're the anchors, can make and sick it up there with drink their blood, come on Jeff get it! Dododoododododod

Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.

This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.