Alexa

Alexa Jokes

Pronoun

You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?

Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...

Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.

Memes

Man

Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.

Mother

Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!

Wife

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?

He had an affair with Alexa.

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  • Mom

    I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."

    Man

    I like my men like I like my Alexa:

    By my bed and turned on.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?

    Because their dad never brought it home.