Alexa jokes
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
YOU ARE GONNA KILL HIM CALM DOWN!!!
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
I am the grand wizard, mak.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
