Alexa jokes
"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
YOU ARE GONNA KILL HIM CALM DOWN!!!
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
I called my mom on Alexa, and she told me, "Please take out the trash." I said, "But I can't, you're not here."
I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
