Q.What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
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What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
one time in camp i kissed my bunkmate bret in the shower. he cupped my breasts and lathered them in prell, But im totally not gay.... :)
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What do you call the space inbetween Kim Kardashians breasts.
Silicon valley.
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What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
what do you call a emo with no breast, a cutting board
Here is funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo cause you know girls and hair, when she went to sqeez it out it came oil, tooth past, chicken breast, barf, and oniouns! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY when she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it agian! Later!
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Boobs are like friends you have big ones small ones real ones fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer
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If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate
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What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic
