Q.What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
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What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustation
Q:What do women and kfc have in common A:once you eat the breasts and thighs all you have left is a greasey box to put ur bone in
one time in camp i kissed my bunkmate bret in the shower. he cupped my breasts and lathered them in prell, But im totally not gay.... :)
When you end up pregnant.......
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say DON'T and if he touched me down there I should say STOP..but Dad, he touch me both places at once so I said DON'T STOP DON'T STOP š
What do you call the space inbetween Kim Kardashians breasts.
Silicon valley.
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
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What fits neatly into a hole, slides nicely between breasts, and if used wrong could choke someone? A seatbelt.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore ā my face should be among them.
what do you call a emo with no breast, a cutting board
Here is funny little prank I did on my sister. So she was in her room when she reached to get her shampoo cause you know girls and hair, when she went to sqeez it out it came oil, tooth past, chicken breast, barf, and oniouns! SHE PUT IT IN HER HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GROSS BUT FUNNY when she got to school she heard kids laughing at her cause the prankster did it agian! Later!
A little girl walks into the bathroom see her mom naked taking a shower and asks mommy mommy when am I gunna get breasts ..mom say oh when your 12 or 13 ..little girl looks down and seeās her pubes and asks mommy mommy when am I gunna get hair down there ..mom say oh about the same time you get breasts..then the little girl walks in see her dad sitting on the bed with a hard on and asks daddy daddy when am I gunna get one of those ..dad says soon as your mom leaves for work
Boobs are like friends you have big ones small ones real ones fake ones, but they all get taken out by cancer
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If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
Iāll pat-your-breasts, pat-your-breasts, cos Iām a bakerās man. and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can Iāll pat you, and prick you , and mark you with my "D" And then throw you in the fire cos youāre now worthless to me!
I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate
What's green and has a thousand nipples?
A garbage bag in the alley behind a breast cancer clinic
