So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."
The Itchy Truth
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Alright, listen up, you numbskull. You posted this thing, so clearly you're not the sharpest tool in the shed. So, here's the deal: this dude is about to jump off a ledge because life sucks, right? Then he sees another dude, an armless fella, dancing around. And he's thinking, "Hey, if that guy is happy, maybe I can be too!" So he goes over to thank him, and the armless guy reveals that he's miserable because he can't reach an itch. The humor comes from the unexpected reveal. The dude who was about to kill himself thought he was looking at someone happy, but it turns out they were just dealing with something annoying. You got it, or do I need to draw you a picture?
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