Minister

Minister Jokes

What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you

Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 πŸ“± the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone πŸ“± and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU

How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man πŸ‘¨ that is a minister and a christain nationalist withπŸ‘±β€β™‚οΈ blond hair 😬 😳 in suspense wait until πŸŽ„ πŸŽ… 🀢 christmas to take away β›ͺ his church tax exempt status πŸ“± ☎️ or he will call πŸ“ž πŸ€” 🀷 🀣 the ACLU

Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father? because Roman Catholic men between 18 - 29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole

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Young Couple gets banned from church.

There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks.

After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained. "Yes, no problem!"So the minister welcomes them to the church.

Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question "Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church.

Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks.

"We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me! I took her right there."

"I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!"

"We understand," says the husband, "We were banned from the grocery store, too."

A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, β€œWhat is this – a joke?”

🍷 πŸ“Ί What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are ✝️ white christian nationalist? They both thank you for your financial support πŸ‘ πŸ‘ πŸ‘Œ πŸ‘Œ 😘 😘 😊 😊 πŸ’° πŸ’° πŸ’Έ πŸ’Έ

Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.

Why are priests called father? because its not appropriate call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing .

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married. The things you do for your cousins!

There were 5 people on an airplane. 1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world

The plane takes off, A good, solid 1 hour in, The pilot comes out and says "Ok guys, I have good news and bad news, Bad News is the plane is gonna crash, The good news is that I have 4 parachutes" The pilot says to his passengers, " Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes, People depend on me" Took a parachute and went out. The businessman stands up and says " Well I'm a businessman, I run companies" Took a parachute and went out The smartest person in the world stands up and says " I'm the smartest person in the world, No one is smarter than me" Took a parachute and went out Now the minister says to the school child " Well God has given me a good life, I want you to take the last parachute" and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says " Why are you smiling?!, We're about to die!!!!" and the school child says to the minister "Well actually not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag

Our soon to be ex Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims He should fund proctologists too cause he'll likely need both after prison.