What does a politician and a minister have in common? both of them will tell you anything to get money from you
Why did the ACLU blocked π« π± the cellphone number of βΊ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone π± and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
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π· πΊ What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are βοΈ white christian nationalist? They both thank you for your financial support π π π π π π π π π° π° πΈ πΈ
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-o"
Did you know that Former Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison was a firefighter? He got fired for trying to fight a fire with tickets to Hawaii.
charlenes hair line was so big that joe biden could not make it prime minister
Young Couple gets banned from church.
There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks.
After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained. "Yes, no problem!"So the minister welcomes them to the church.
Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question "Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church.
Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks.
"We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me! I took her right there."
"I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!"
"We understand," says the husband, "We were banned from the grocery store, too."
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I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married. The things you do for your cousins!
Why are priests called father? because its not appropriate call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing .
There's only on reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum. In her religion you NEVER pull out.
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A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
There were 5 people on an airplane. 1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, A good, solid 1 hour in, The pilot comes out and says "Ok guys, I have good news and bad news, Bad News is the plane is gonna crash, The good news is that I have 4 parachutes" The pilot says to his passengers, " Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes, People depend on me" Took a parachute and went out. The businessman stands up and says " Well I'm a businessman, I run companies" Took a parachute and went out The smartest person in the world stands up and says " I'm the smartest person in the world, No one is smarter than me" Took a parachute and went out Now the minister says to the school child " Well God has given me a good life, I want you to take the last parachute" and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says " Why are you smiling?!, We're about to die!!!!" and the school child says to the minister "Well actually not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag
