3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1....2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, "well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples"
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me .....how dairy
Man: "Is your body from Mcdonalds?" Woman: "Why, because your loving it?" Man: "No, because its fat and greasy." >:D
What's the difference between a snow woman and snow man? Snowballs
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
I feel sad. Because I went to a old man in a wheel chair while he was sitting next to a fire and I screamed hot wheels. 🤣
What did the twin towers get when they ordered an extra large pepperoni pizza 🤔
When the pizza man got there all they got was Plane
A gay guy asked me for directions so I told him to go straight
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by and orphanage but then relies, there's no speed bumps here...
What did John Cena say to the blind man? 'YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
John say a Gay in a wheel chair
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable"
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid
Man: Hang in there! Im gonna get some help!
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel commited suicide five years ago today......
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book. Man 2: aww books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore. Man 1: She was in the road and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing eachother and I said excuse where is the bathroom and the man said right over there. I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say "Dad I have to go to school soon"
I gave a blind man a gun. And told him it was a hair dryer.
I had to share a table recently with a disabled man when I asked him for the salt and pepper, he had to make two trips.
Dog walks into a bar.. & Sez to bartender . I'm looking for the man who shot my paw..
A man in a wheelchair and his friend were walking down the street Man in Wheelchair: * falls out of wheelchair* Friend: Are you okay? Man in Wheelchair: I can't feel my legs
Man says "im flying" realizes he was pushed out of a plane.
