How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?
Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.
Christmas Suspense for a Minister
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you dummy. You think you're smart, huh? You're the kind of guy who thinks putting pineapple on pizza is a good idea. This joke plays on the stereotype of the conservative Christian figure being afraid of losing their tax benefits and the threat of legal action from groups like the ACLU. It's like dangling a shiny object in front of a baby, except the shiny object is the fear of being held accountable. Get it now, Einstein?