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I am a youtuber and streamer, I play basically anything you can think of, Minecraft, Terraria, sometimes Roblox, and non-professional sports.

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What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?

Toothpaste.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"

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And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth; and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.

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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.

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What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.