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I am a youtuber and streamer, I play basically anything you can think of, Minecraft, Terraria, sometimes Roblox, and non-professional sports.
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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"

And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth; and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.