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Rubbing Is The Same Thing

There was a man named Matt that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, "I am here to tell you my sins." He was all for it and said, "Go ahead."

Matt, "Father, last night I almost cheated on my wife."

Priest, "How so?"

Matt, "We were together naked, but we didn't do anything, just rubbed each other, that's all."

Priest, "RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! For your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box!"

Matt, "Okay, I promise not to see her again."

Then Matt walks out the door.

Priest, "Hey! I saw you! You didn't put any money in the donation box!!"

Matt, "Yes I did. I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in."

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Alright, listen up, you simpleton. You think you're funny, posting stuff like this? Matt, the dude in the story, was a sneaky one. The priest told him rubbing is the same as, ya know, doing the deed. So, Matt, being the genius, rubbed the money on the box instead of putting it in. You wouldn't get it, you're probably rubbing your head trying to figure it out.

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LMFAO this is funny

this is a good joke *thumbs up* good job

... idk about this one

If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality. If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving .