Giant jokes
Yo mama so fat...
That when she used a jump rope... Every time she jumped caused a giant cataclysm!
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
The kid that died is cut in half, and you see the next trap. It looks like a giant pit that you have to jump over, and you clear it, but you feel something on your back, and you realize that there is a spike that comes up when you jump over. You see the other contestant jump over. You try to warn them to not step over because they would get stabbed, but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike. The next obstacle is a wall that slams on a wall. You wait until the wall closes, and you quickly run through. The next person runs through, and they get to live.
Sorry, this is small. This is also a part two.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Uranus is a gas giant.
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.
After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."
So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."
Yo mama must be a giant, 'cause my Mini P.E.K.K.A. goes berserk on her!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye?
A one giant.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg.