Uranus is a gas giant.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.
She was eaten by a giant crab.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump, and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags, "We have nuclear submarines which can stay underwater for six weeks without having to resurface!". Trump goes on, "Six weeks? That's nothing. I have the best submarines, they're underwater für at least three months!". Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - "Heil Hitler! We need Diesel."
What is the giant's synonyms?
Fi, fo, fum.
Yo Mama is so huge when she was born everyone died
Uranus is huge
roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
When I was a little boy I had this dream I was eating a giant marshmallow
When I woke I was being sexually abused
Snover1: You can't pass through Snow Way!
Squirtle: Why can't I pass through Snow Way?
Snover1: There's snow in the way.
Snover2: Yeah, you can't get past through the snow while it's on the way, to continuous.
Squirtle: What? There's snow in here the whole time. What is this? Snow Society?!
"AAAAARRRGGH!!"
Squirtle: Who is that?
Snover2: That is Snow.
Squirtle: What?! That giant snow tree thing is Abomasnow!
Snover2: Oops! Don't be a Halt!
"Haaaaaaaaallllltttt!!!"
"Aaaaaauuuuggghhhh!"
Snovers: That was a JOKE, Squirtle be FROZEN, just let it go, let it go!
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
How do you talk to giants? Using big words.
What am I if my neck is covered in red bumps, my ears are the size of a giant corn cob, my skin is ruby red, my eyes are bloodshot, I have green skin, and fur growing all over my body? Horribly ugly.
The best football game was the jets against the New York giants
the reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant Middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis.
