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Frog

The top part of the image shows a man wearing a red water polo cap pouring water on his head. The bottom part of the image shows a man looking confused with question marks next to his head.

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Anonymous

🤣

A meme with two parts. The upper part is a dialogue between a kid and a mother about dark humor. The mother tells her kid to tell a man without arms to clap. The kid responds he's blind, and the mother says, "Exactly." The bottom part shows a man in a sports uniform being interviewed in front of a football field at night. The text on the image says, "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

Anonymous

I hate myself for laughing at these LMFAO

A man with Down syndrome is smiling and giving a thumbs up. A loading circle is photoshopped above his forehead. The text “DOWNLOADING” is below him.

Daddy dick

I should test my eyes

The image is a three-panel comic. The first panel shows a man with a mustache saying, "I should test my eyes." The second panel shows a crying Michael Jordan and next to it a bald man, the same man from the first panel saying, "I can't see your hair." The last panel shows the bald man from the first panel being choked by other men.

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mommy uwu

I aM dUh GoOdEsT jOkeR

The image is split into two frames. The top frame is labeled "HAWAII EXPECTATIONS" and shows animated characters, one is a muscular male with dark tattoos holding a staff, the other is a slim woman in a skirt holding a paddle. The bottom frame is labeled "HAWAII REALITY" and shows the same two characters, with the roles reversed. The female is now muscular, and the male is slimmer. Text is on the image and an username: @inline5.

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I know where you live.

The image is split into three sections. The top section shows a silhouette of a couple kissing at sunset and the caption reads "KIDS HAVE CRUSHES". The middle section shows a photo of a couple embracing and smiling and the caption reads "MEN HAVE GIRLFRIENDS". The bottom section shows a close up of a blacked-out Mario with glowing eyes, and the caption reads "I HAVE YOUR IP ADDRESS".

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

Lostin Flowers

Anyone else?

The image shows a four-panel cartoon of a man climbing a hill. Each panel represents a different stage in life. The first panel, labeled 'school,' shows the man climbing easily with the text 'Almost done!'. The second panel, labeled 'high school,' shows the man still climbing easily with the text 'Almost!'. The third panel, labeled 'college,' shows him reaching the top with the text 'Oh yes!'. The fourth panel, labeled 'life,' shows a much smaller figure at the bottom of an enormous hill with the text 'Oh shit!'.

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Erichh

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

Anonymous

YOU ARE GONNA KILL HIM CALM DOWN!!!

The image shows a couple in bed. In the first panel, the woman is on top of the man who says: "Punish me!". The second panel shows another woman laughing and saying "Alexa, play Taylor Swift".

𝕯𝖆𝖗𝖐

The image is a three-panel comparison. The top panel shows a silhouette of a couple kissing with the text 'KIDS HAVE CRUSHES'. The middle panel shows a black and white photo of a couple embracing, with the text 'MEN HAVE GIRLFRIENDS'. The bottom panel shows a distorted, dark image of Mario with the text 'I HAVE YOUR IP ADDRESS'.

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《 rmk 》

fucking detroit

A photo of a triceratops standing in a street at night. The text says: "Mann, I hate living in Detroit on god." It is circled in red.

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Your local comrade

🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

In a comic book style image, Superman flies with other heroes in the background. Text in the foreground reads: "Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it, they have to climb up to the two tallest buildings in New York."

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T.walk1992

A side by side comparison of the "Stonks" meme character and a man. Both individuals are bald and have a similar facial structure. The text "who wore it better" is above the two pictures.

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Heroin Monkey

The image contains text from a tweet by Alice Smith that says: "Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Elect a man to fish for you, and all of a sudden fishing becomes some mystical function that only a few elite in society can perform, at great expense to the rest of it."

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Heroin Monkey

The image shows a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Wanda, I wish I had spider-man powers." The second panel shows Wanda, a fairy character with pink hair, looking distressed and saying, "Noooooo, Timmy, that's dangerous, you could put at risks all of humanity." In the third panel, the same male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Cosmo, I wish to change the mass of the proton." The fourth panel shows Cosmo, a fairy character with green hair, smiling and saying, "LOL, Great idea, Timmy, let's see what happens."

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TechPriestGotDrip

💵💵💵💵💵💰💰😎😎

The top panel shows a close-up of a loaf of bread with a knife cutting through it. The knife appears to have heating elements and is glowing red. The bottom panel shows a man's face in a state of excitement. In the foreground, his hand is reaching for a blue button that says 'INVEST'. Below this is the label 'Knife Toaster'.

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PussyTickler

nice cut man

A man with tattoos on his arm is using clippers to give a black cartoon character a haircut. The cartoon character has large eyebrows and a mustache. The text on the image is "nice cut man".

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freddyfatbear

bruh

A cartoon image shows a man squirting a liquid into a child's face, with the text "ME DURING PANDEMIC" at the top.

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DADDY sus aka the king

WTF is going on in texas

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