Man jokes
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The muffin man, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
I took my girlfriend out the other day... Man, do I love being a sniper.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.
Why did the Italian American Roman Catholic priest perform fellatio on gay men at the glory hole inside the adult bookstore?
Someone asked him what would he do for a Klondike Bar?
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."
The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"
The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."
So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.
"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."
The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"
The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
Your mom's so fat that One Punch Man had to take two punches.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
What's a spider-man’s dream job? Web developer.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.
When men watch football but not the women's version maybe there.