How is a emo kid and a hanging child the same?

Depends on who's hanging

Why are these jokes bad? They're literally the worst jokes ever.

Why are the Twin tower actually twins?

Their birth and death date are the same.

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know your blind.

Why did a school shooter get banned of a game server?

He was caught aimboting.

What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?

They're not heroes.

What do a circle and a sphere have in common?

They're round. And round is a shape.

What does this website with it's comments and a cult have in common? We have a case of Witzelsucht.

What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

Why is T well respected, but more in it's lowercase form?

It crossed the line with Jesus.

What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?

They always line up.

This is a plane 2 for 1 combo to never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Two Twin Towers Topple To Terrorists Terrorizing Twenty To-be-doomed Trip Takers

What does Amogus and Jesus have in common?

They're sus.

What do a tank and a Warship have in common?

They're overweight.