A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
Tall Man, Short Girlfriend
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, smarty pants. So, there's this tall dude with a short girlfriend, right? And the waiter figures the tall dude must be crazy in love to be with someone so short. Get it? It's funny because people assume relationships are about matching heights, and you're probably one of those shallow people too. LOL!