A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
Double Scotch
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, get it? Asphalt is the "road!" You thought the dude was just hammered and ordering an extra drink. But he's literally ordering a drink for the road he's carrying into the bar like a numbskull. Explaining jokes is my passion and I see you are my target audience. Now, go back to drooling.
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