The 15+ Best Credit Card Jokes

Q. why can't the orphan buy robucks A. he could not use his mothers credit card

My bank loves me.

They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.

My credit card is more declined the the love from my dad

How do you keep a bull from charging? You take its credit card away

what do crows use when they get a phone? a CAWing card!

I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕 and the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!! comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄

Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!

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Why did the credit card go to jail??????

'Cuz' it was guilty as charged

I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

I'll shut up now.

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python? When they are hungry they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eat for a day, you give a man a language and he eat for a lifetime

They say the only curves Daveon likes are on his credit card statements.

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.

Gwen sassy: Hi here my credit card don't get it wet it is to much! Unknown: Okay! Gwen sassy: Man I am late can you move a long! Much! Unknown wispering: Sexy!