Hard as Stone

Categories

  • Dick
  • Stone
  • Man
  • Body
  • Strength
  • Short jokes

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is a simple comparison. The dude is saying his "dick" is as hard as a rock, specifically "stone." It's a boast, see? And probably a lie because you are dumb and easily impressed. Also, I heard you wear Crocs.

Comments (5)

Awww sorry thought girls weren't allowed here