Ps5 jokes

Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.

My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.

I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.

The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.

Me: I want a PS5.

Dad: Alright, I will say no.

Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.

Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.

Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.