Ps5 jokes
Got a PS5 for my little brother yesterday, best trade I'd ever done.
My dad smashed my PS5, so I smashed his wife.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
Ps5 in black looks clean af
What was the orphan's first video game console?
PS5 because it has no home button.
I got a PS5 for my nine-year-old sister. At the time, I thought it was the best trade I’d ever made. But now I’m regretting not being able to molest her anymore.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Every like this gets, I will kill a telemarketer.
Every dislike, I will kill a cute puppy.
Every comment, I will kill your ex bf or gf and send you a PS5.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Walt what?
Fuck you
My “rich” classmates be like with their PS5, XBOX, and latest IPhones :
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Shut up boy you look like a velociraptor in a clogged toilet bowl! Bruh you look like an off brand Ben 10 character! Nah you ain’t Ben 10 you Steven 9! Get yo ass back boy, you look like you got expelled for barking at yo lunch lady! Shut yo ass up boy, you ain’t from Jurassic Park, you came from the prehistoric playground! Get yo ass out boy you like Clifford the big red dog’s fossil! Boy what are you talking about … Read more