Man jokes

Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.

The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?

He became a shell of who he once was.

Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"

How did the gay man die? Homicide.

Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.

Why do orphans have no parents?

Because it was Batman!

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."

What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.

Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.

Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.

"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."

- Sun Tzu