Man jokes
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
Memes
I put a guy in a fridge. He said, "I had a nightmare!"
How did the gay man die? Homicide.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
Man, everybody's birthday is this year! 🤦🏽♂️
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Police: Hey man, look at this! *throws cocaine at fan and it flew back into his face* Me: Are you okay? Police: Looks like I "crack"ed the case.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.