Man jokes
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!
A man is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door.
He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.
He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later there's a knock at the door.
He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says, "What was that all about?"
Why is the blind man so close to the door?
He can't see it.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Why did the blind man cross the road?
Don't ask me, he can't even see where he's going.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Why did the man yell at the other? To tell a pun.
From the wise words of my friend, "You ain't a man 'til you had a man."
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
Women be like I don't wear makeup for men.
Then get mad when a man doesn't compliment her in her makeup!
One time, a man got mad at me because I was hitting on his girlfriend. Like come on, man, it was only a couple of bruises!