Man jokes
Women be like, "Men's heights," then cry when they get called fat...
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
My dick harder than stone, man.
I ate a man because he was dead!
What can you say about that homeless man's life and current status?
Wasted.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.
What do you call a man in love with an emo?
I really don't know.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?
He became a shell of who he once was.
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”