Man jokes

Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.

I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!

You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.

What do you call a man in love with an emo?

I really don't know.

What do you call a movie about an orphan?

The Bat Man.

A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.

The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”

Man, all these jokes suck. They're horri-puning.

Why was your mom so into me?

'Cause she was the man.

When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...

But they know you're blind.

What happened to the man who turned into a pistachio?

He became a shell of who he once was.

So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?

When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.

The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!

Sorry man, but I got to say one thing. You know when a bully in a movie walks to you, then they walk up to you, and they smell you and say, "What are you doing?"

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?

Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!

A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?

Answer: He was born on February 29.

Why did the stick fall?

Because he is a stick man.