Asphalt jokes
A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, "Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"
The drunk says, "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
What’s big and black on the road?
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
A man walks into a bar carrying a big chunk of asphalt and says to the bartender, “Make mine a double Scotch and one more for the road.”
A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender asks what he wants. The man says, "I would like one beer for me and one for the road."
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.
