Man

Man jokes

Kiss

Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Suicide

A man walks into a library.

Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"

Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"

Suicidal Man: ...

Librarian: ...

The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"

Scam

Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.

Intelligence

What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?

A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.

Memes

Similarity

What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?

They both choose who they want.

Acronym

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πŸ‘¬ Gay man On Penis.

Priest

Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?

Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.

Jew

A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying β€œ2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”

Road

Why did the emu cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off. Yeah, I hate myself, man.

Life

Hi Gwen, how is life!

A. Bad, lame, and suckish.

B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!

C. Perfect!

I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!

Dwarf

What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?

A wee hard man.

House

MAN 1) Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?

MAN 2) No.

MAN 1) Neither did he.

Rice

An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him β€œwhy are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”

The Asian man says β€œI’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”

Lunch

I was in Portugal enjoying my lunch when I saw a man choking! I wanted to save him, but a local stopped me. β€œThat’s Penandes, he always chokes when it matters most and ghosts in big games.” True enough, Penandes’ Ghost emerged from his body! Poor Penandes, may he get well soon!

TikTok

An old man saw the TikTok trend of people throwing it back. The old man wanted to do it with his wife. The man set up everything needed and did the video. He threw it back first, then his wife, but instead of an old lady, it was ashes.