Mans got dat big bati u know
i saw a poor man and i gave him money and he said, nope i don,t need money so i gave him and he punch me for no reason.
so a women walked into a bar. there was a man she went up to him and said your cute. he said yeah and you don't deserve equal rights.
A black man walked into a bar. Other guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
what's an old man's favourite food
wrinkled onions
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon” Man: “Am I dying?” Doctor: “No, your wife is”
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
I need a lovely lady to spoil. I have a big dick and a very clean house. Add me now.
Snapchat: @colin_green21
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
What is a pooper man called? A dentist.
During the Great War, a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.
He says: "You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *He didn't stop firing.*
I killed a man, but it was April Fools'!
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
A man walks into a bar and then out.
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
What say the child to the man? Shalom.
Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"
Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"
Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
