Harassment jokes

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?

It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”

I guess you could say, “harassment something.”

Unbelievable! When doctors touch my body, it’s alright, but if I do the same to some lady, apparently it’s "harassment!"

A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...

Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.

When you're the only one bullying the weird kid and you're absent on the day he shoots up the school. ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

Don't bully.

A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"

I walked towards him.

"I prefer slit," I said.

"Why?" He asked.

"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.

I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣

Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.

I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

Bring out your weapons, people.

It's bullying time.

I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.

"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Solicitors are more likely to harass someone with a “no soliciting” sign on their front porch.